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Joke of the Day
"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"
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"2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say"
"Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people."
"Which Pokeman has the best sex? Squirtle"
"Please stop telling me how poor you are via Twitter for iPhone"
"On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone. It's just Toulouse."
"What do you call an abusive pothead? A weed whacker."
"What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled? ""Stop those damn Thebes!"""
"You can put a satire warning on whatever you want. People who think Onion stories are real do not know what that word means."
"Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit"