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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until puberty before it comes on a boy's face!"

"Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world"

"What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory? I'm very hoppy."

"Why did the Death Star hire a lot of football players from Thailand? Because they needed more Thai Interceptors!"

"Why your convertible is like the best girlfriend you've ever had (1) She enjoys when you're inside her (2) She squeals when you're going hard and fast (3) She takes her top off whenever you ask"

"A fellow pupil asks little Johnny -Johnny how do you know when your sister has the period? -Umm, it's when daddy's weener tastes of poo!"

"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."

"it's never okay to hit a woman ! wipe her make up and fight her man to man"

"What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is."

"What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller? One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian."