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Joke of the Day

"Just reported a car as being stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the rear window are white."

"I like my women the way I like my coffee. I don't like coffee"

"Smooth Farmer Whats a farmers best dating advice? A tractor"

"They say a dog is man's best friend... but honestly, even my worst enemy wouldn't stare me dead in the eye while taking a shit in my living room."

"If I ever lost my phone I'd rather just start a new life in another city."

"There's a doctor who goes around my neighbourhood handing out body parts... ...he gives me the willies."

"It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't"

"Medical problems are the #1 cause of death."

"What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry"

"There was a gay man from Scoon Who took a lesbian up to his room, They sat on the bed, Then each of them said: ""Now who does what and with which and to whom?"""