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Joke of the Day

"Just reported a car as being stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the rear window are white."

"Today, at the train station, my mood ring was stolen... but I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't make a vita-min. But you can make a hor-mone!"

"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Muhammered."

"How many of you guys experienced this? Damn! I don't have spare keys either."

"A hard thing about a business is minding your own."

"A man walks up to a girl in a bar and says ""You remind me of my little toe"" . She says, ""Is that because I'm small and cute?"" He says, ""No, its because I'm going to bang you on the table later"""

"What do you say when your lesbian daughter brings home her girlfriend? ""Are you going to be staying for dinner or eating out?"""

"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"

"What do a man and a rubix cube have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."