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Joke of the Day

"A poll showed that North Korea is the happiest nation in the world! 100% of citizens reported being happy!"

"So NASA has bombed the moon... So, it seems the moon is hiding weapons of mass destruction too."

"If you cant beat'em, join'em! Then kill them while they're sleeping."

"Why are gay men so well dressed? ~~7~~ They didn't spend all that time in the *closet* doing nothing!"

"How do poor people make it rain? They don't."

"Why do gay barbecues suck? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze!"

"How do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it"

"What does a rapper use to write their songs? Word,yo."

"[Speaking at funeral] We made it guys it's Friday"