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Joke of the Day

"So NASA has bombed the moon... So, it seems the moon is hiding weapons of mass destruction too."

"Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed? The street was littered with de brie"

"Do the French play video games? Wii"

"PSA: Don't forget to set your cocks black this weekend"

"We're learning more about the sale of the L.A. Clippers. Insiders say it came down to a bidding war between Steve Ballmer and Oprah. I'll let you guess who Donald Sterling rooted for."

"How is Trump vs. Clinton like Godzilla vs. Mothra? No matter who wins, the city will be destroyed."

"Some songs contain sirens which alert you to the fact that you have shitty taste in music."

"Pepsi and Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt."

"Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive."

"There's a moron in every office. They usually get paid more than you."