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Joke of the Day

"What does a rapper use to write their songs? Word,yo."

"Fey items are full of irony."

"Most laughs that you hear on TV shows today, were recorded in the 1950's. Means, technically, you're likely hearing dead people laughing."

"I used to have Osama Bin Laden as a contact. I removed him because he was blowing up my phone. Oh god this that was so shitty."

"Knock knock (Me -Knock knock) (You-Whos there) (Me-Dew) (You-Drew who) (Me-Drew pecock) Say it fast ^"

"What's a bridges favourite genre of film? Suspense tion"

"I played a game of poker with a leper. He threw his hand in."

"How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et."

"Hulk Hogan: I struggled to overcome manic-depression. Me [as his therapist]: So you could say you had to wrestle mania? *gets leg dropped*"

"What is Walt Jr.'s favorite movie? The Breakfast Club."