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Joke of the Day
"Why do gay barbecues suck? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."
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"The Duke ordered his subjects not to dig tunnels beneath his land but the King gave them permission to do so, He felt undermined."
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"Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell."
"Just came up with.. Q: How do pirates like their jigsaws? A: In pieces of eight."
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"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"