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Joke of the Day
"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze!"
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"Did you hear about the pirate who wanted to cut hair for a living? He moved to the barbery coast."
"No sweetie, mommy's not drinking vodka again. This is potato water."
"What do you call a lesbian driving a Ford Windstar full of penises? A dick-van dyke. -Credit to Louis CK"
"Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10? BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*"
"Sometimes I get flustered by waitresses and I say things like ""Abso-fruit-ly!"" and they laugh like I'm so clever but we both know"
"What is the proudest body part? the veins"
"You can only enjoy Lord of the Rings if you're taking heroin... It's called high fantasy."
"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"
"How do you call a cross-dressing father of two? Transparent"