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Joke of the Day

"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze!"

"How many moles are in a guacamole? Avacado's number."

"Apparently just because I have the ""mind of a child"" I'm not allowed to sit on a Santa's lap. Also it's ""illegal"" to carry a brain around."

"Did you hear about the guy that farted in church? He had to sit in his own pew."

"What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? ...nothing."

"Geophysics Joke That argument is so weak, it can still be measured on the Richter Scale! Randomly popped into my head while watching an earthquake documentary."

"Trumps plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a wall and they have almost no Mexicans in their country"

"How do pasta strainers go to the bathroom? Through their little-ass holes"

"Dear Apple, Sorry to hear that you're still figuring out how cell phones work."

"I brought a pet iguana home from the pet store... I think there's something wrong with him because he's very lethargic and I can't get him up. It must be a reptile dysfunction."