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Joke of the Day
"What has 300 legs and 16 boobs? The breast cancer awareness 10K run"
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"if i opened my Gryffindor Would you Slytherin?"
"Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation? Because they can`t wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring."
"Did you know Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for christmas? He said it was the best book he's ever read"
"Why is Donald Trump like a Gibbering Mouther from DnD? Both are all mouth and no balls."
"Did you hear about the two gay guys that got into a fight at the bar? They went out to the parking lot to exchange blows."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it."
"Such a sad day - a friend of mine died of heartburn Still can't believe Gaviscon"
"I haven't slept for 3 days... Because that would be way too long."
"I can't remember a time I wasn't waiting for my next meal to start"