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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for christmas? He said it was the best book he's ever read"

"And Jesus said unto his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross. Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, i'll be back on Monday."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her that's an awfully big word for a ten year old"

"When you really want fried potatoes, just remember.... Keep your eyes on the fries"

"I've done it! I've solved the question we have all asked since the dawn of time. Where do we go when we die? In the ground."

"Why did the teacher cross her eyes? Because she couldn't control her pupils."

"Internet, you've made a compelling argument. Sleep: present your case."

"The Da Vinci Code talks a lot about it Jesus had a child... But what about the second cuming?"

"get pizza or die trying"

"Donald Trump discovers porn I bet Donald Trump was pretty disappointed when he typed ""BBW"" in the Pornhub search bar, and videos of Big Beautiful Walls didn't pop up..."