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Joke of the Day
"I haven't slept for 3 days... Because that would be way too long."
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"I was flattered that our mailman calls me ""Sunshine"" until I overheard him call my neighbor, the double amputee, ""Speedy."""
"what do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador."
"Why did the neck bone explode? It was C4."
"Is it racist that I've been talking to this one white chick on my street for months now & just realized she's actually 5 white chicks?..."
"Guess what? Wll you just do something for me? Yeah, admit you just wiped your screen."
"I joked at school drop off that the white stuff on my kid was powdered sugar, not cocaine, but I took it too far by rubbing some on my gums."
"A woman is doing the dishes when the front door opens... ...and in walks Nicholas Cage."
"How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't, they beat the room for being black."
"Traffic..The only jam that doesn't go on toast"