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Joke of the Day
"Such a sad day - a friend of mine died of heartburn Still can't believe Gaviscon"
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"Pretty cool how your dreams went from ""Astronaut"" or ""Doctor"" to ""What's the lowest I can get to pass this course"""
"I hate when I'm pooping alone in the house and I hear a noise.. please don't kill me while i'm pooping.."
"MARATHON RUNNER: [breaks through ribbon at finish line] GUY WHO LOVES MARATHONS: Hooray GUY WHO LOVES RIBBONS: What the shit"
"What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? A chicken"
"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Huh, would you look at that, it was a tie."
"What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid? Gotta lay off the sea-weed."
"What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere? Plot twisting!"
"Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle? To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs."
"What is spidermas favourite type of rice Uncle Ben's"