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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it."

"Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed."

"Google Moon is NOT what I thought it would be. *pulls up pants"

"If someone calls me ""boo"" I automatically assume they're trying to scare me."

"*bumps into an acquaintance in a world where there's no such thing as weather* Uhhhhhhhhhhh"

"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit."

"What's the difference between a woman and a plate? You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*"

"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!"

"I asked a chinese girl for her number And she said "" SEX SEX SEX! FREE SEX TONIGHT! I replied ""wow!"" Then, her friend said ""I'm sorry, she meant, 6663629."

"Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard"