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Joke of the Day
"Adele broke my headphones it always says hello from one side (joke stolen)"
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"Grandma's dementia has been really hard to deal with lately. And the worst of all is... ...She forgot about Dre."
"So a horse walks into a bar... The bartender says: ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable to understand English, shits on the floor and walks out of the bar."
"Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics? He was caught taking Polaroids."
"Did you hear about the cow who gambled on an airplane? The steaks couldn't have been higher."
"""You gotta try the lobs-"" - I'll should tell you... ""Yes?"" - We're not having sex. ""OK."" - What were you saying? ""The chicken here's great."""
"That awkward moment when someone isn't texting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile."
"Was late to my first Fight Club last night So missed the intro rules. Still Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"How do you handle a redheads anger? Gingerly."
"Dove is supposedly 1/4 moisturizing cream, but this one seems like it's at least 80% bones and feathers."