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Joke of the Day

"Adele broke my headphones it always says hello from one side (joke stolen)"

"Why do female skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down."

"My buddy went to a foreign country to get his sex change operation. Now he's a dude who's abroad."

"Why did the duck get a red card? For fowl play."

"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate."

"I almost accused a 10 yr old of stealing my dance moves but it turns out he just really had to go to the bathroom & didn't know where it was"

"If you take half from a half dollar what do you have? A dollar."

"A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste..."

" What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer. "

"[2050] ""Grandpa, how did President Trump ever get elected?"" Well, we were a bit distracted. That was the year adult coloring books came out"