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Joke of the Day
"Where were these Terrorists when Seth Rogen did the Green Hornet?!?!?"
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"Why did I wear no jeans today? my supply was short."
"Did ya hear Monica Lewinsky has figured out how to make a million dollars? She's gonna market her own line of cigar cutters"
"To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night, I'm not letting you out!"
"What do black men do after sex.... 15 years to life!"
"me: could my thighs get any bigger? *sits down* me: oh look now they're the size of Australia"
"My cousin was Mulder on Halloween. He loves the X-Files! Oh stupid autocorrect. That should have said ""murdered"". And ""loved"", past tense."
"How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers."
"A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a ""beer"" and ""a mop""."
"Do you know what a will is? C'mon! It's a dead giveaway."