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Joke of the Day
"Why do tachyons program in assembly? Because it's faster then C"
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"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre!"
"Superman: Who's gonna be Batman? *leaves Earth*"
"People who crave food for thought don't understand how food works."
"Kissing is weird as hell. ""Um I really like you so I'm going to taste the inside of your face for a little while."""
"Engineers: ""okay, so we agree the space between the seat and the console will allow people to see what they dropped but never retrieve it"""
"I forgot my hard hat when I went to the building site... Health and safety came down on me like a tonne of bricks."
"""Man I hate tacos!"" Said no Juan ever."
"Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school? Because it was a gun-free zone"
"See if your child has learnt any swear words yet, by turning the wifi off while they're playing minecraft."