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Joke of the Day
"I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that."
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"Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep"
"I have plenty of jokes about unemployed people.. ..but none of them work. :3"
"What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? ""May my thoughts be with them""."
"Dear hot girls who complain about how men fawn over you, I've got great news: In 20 years, no one will give a fcuk about you. You'll love it"
"I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant."
"What does a French beaver call her home? (From my 8 year old) Madame"
"Dec 21st falls on a Friday... What a sh*tty way to start the weekend.."
"I saw a black man carrying a TV... so I was worried that mine had been stolen, but when I got home I found it was still mowing the lawn."
"How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon? He was second to Nun."