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Joke of the Day
"How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon? He was second to Nun."
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"DOCTOR TO PATIENT JOKE Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"What's the difference between shaving a red head's pubes and diffusing a bomb? When you diffuse a bomb, you only have to cut one red wire."
"I think I have a genetic predisposition to diarrhea... It runs in my jeans."
"What function do the bumps on a nipple serve? Its brail for, ""Suck This."""
"I like to flush the toilet a few times when I'm on the phone with someone who calls me so they know not to do that again"
"Chuck Norris just says ""no"" to drugs. If he said ""yes"", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure."
"Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky? He looked a little blue"
"""What the fuck is he doing?"" -first person to witness breakdancing"
"""i have good news & bad news"" wife: bad news 1st ""the washing machine broke"" wife: and the good news? ""the dogs are clean AF"""