201725
Joke of the Day
"I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant."
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"One of the worst things you can possibly do to someone is return their text with a call."
"An Egyptian man won't accept that he is a bad swimmer, so he jumped into the river... He's still in the Nile."
"""Say ur a bad girl"" I'm a bad girl ""oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do..."" ooh i'm gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice"
"What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rolling"
"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" has died :( He was caught in a trap......."
"Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."
"What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler."
"how do you make 7 even? remove the ""s"""
"damn girl are you a mouse because your body is decomposing in my drywall"