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Joke of the Day
"What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? ""May my thoughts be with them""."
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"What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say? Icy dead people!"
"What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy? Nothing, she was too disabled to speak"
"Me: You ask so many questions that I want to stab a fork in my eye. Her: Why? Me: *stabs fork into eye*"
"Why don't blind people go bungee jumping? Cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"Why was the lobster upset? Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To confuse pirates"
"Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make? Yoda: ""Dey go bah"""
"Wife walks up to husband and asks for money Wife: I need some money to buy a bra Husband: do you think you have breasts big enough to buy a bra? Wife: when you bought boxers, did I say anything?"