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Joke of the Day
"I have plenty of jokes about unemployed people.. ..but none of them work. :3"
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"What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe? It's Narnia business."
"They should sell flags for fake countries so people can burn them without offending anyone."
"2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Badum tsss."
"Where does Sean Connery sit? In the toilet."
"What did a black twin called his brother before they're born? Inmates"
"Hey, do you like wind? No. I'm not a fan."
"Jesus take the veal I am vegetarian"
"George Michael walks into a bar... The barman says, ""George, you've got chocolate on your shirt!"". ""I know,"" replies George, ""It was a Careless Wispa."""
"Why would you go to a psychiatrist? When you can just kill yourself"