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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new Playboy magazine for married men? Every month it has the same centerfold."

"Jimmy the NASCAR driver liked to masturbate during the race. He always came first, but finished last."

"Wife said I should talk to the kids about drugs so I told them how faking a back injury would usually get you some Vicodin."

"So an Irish guy walks out of a bar (Pause for effect)"

"You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google."

"Magicians in The Future ""I need a volunteer. Hmm... Yes, you! The attack helicopter in the red shirt!"""

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? He really had loco-motives."

"What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico? A senor citizen."

"After much debate comparing early black communities to modern during all these officer related shootings They have decided water hoses weren't so bad"

"A reddit admin awoke to the sound of a beeping alarm clock but pressed the snoo's button and went back to sleep"