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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new Playboy magazine for married men? Every month it has the same centerfold."

"kind of weird we punch the shit out of doors to announce our arrival at someone's home"

"There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter."

"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain."

"What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table."

"It's adorable how I write ""beer"" on my shopping list like I'd somehow forget."

"I wasted 400 years of my life trying to figure out if I was a vampire."

"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You only need a parachute to skydive twice."

"Am I the only person who's glad the Olympics are finally over with?"

"Most people love a good munch box Lunch*"