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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who has to pay for sex? Buy-sexual (I know it is cheesy, but I thought of it all on my own.)"

"A naked man covered head to toe in saran wrap goes to see a psychologist. He says, ""Doc, something's wrong. I think I'm going crazy!"" The psychologist replies, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts."""

"[Request an Explanation] Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. What does this joke mean?"

"Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board..."

"Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out)"

"*flips cap backwards* son, let's keep it real *puts on another cap* the realest *puts on suit made of backwards caps* REALality. word."

"Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican? Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!"

"Michelle Obama should have dropped the mic and moonwalked out."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist"

"A man went to a meeting for premature ejaculators anonymous but there was no one there, he came to early."