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Joke of the Day

"I once thought I had a Japanese friend.... But it was just my imagine Asian."

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense"

"I went to a nightclub the other evening and saw a topless ventriloquist. She was really good. I never saw her lips move."

"I'm a ginja. What is that you might say? A ginger ninja"

"A man walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian said, ""Jack off mate, you won't bring it back!""."

"Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb... She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin! Original. You're welcome."

"Why is it difficult to punish vampires? They can't reflect on what they've done."

"What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy? I'm out, urine."

"What does the boy from Manila spread on his toast? Filipeanut Butter."

"You should have seen the guy who unlocked the liquor store this morning. It was like he never saw anyone roll up a sleeping bag before."