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Joke of the Day

"My new book about doing your own hair color is a total flop. I haven't sold one copy of A Guide to Dying Alone"

"There are 2 important rules in business. 1. Don't tell people everything you know."

"10 bucks says Kanye signed the guest book at his own wedding."

"Whats the best part of having sex with a transgender? When you are hitting it from the back and go for the reach around, it feels like it went all the way through"

"Women with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts."

"Why women live longer than men? Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying bills does."

"In the meantime I plan on absolutely crushing it over on LinkedIn."

"sapnu puas Turn it upside down ;)"

"I know a guy who became a millionaire after marrying his wife Before that, he was a billionaire..."

"Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !"