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Joke of the Day
"Mad cow disease wears off and eventually you're just tired with a cow disease."
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"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words ""Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!"""
"If I could have any superpower It would be Cold War Russia"
"What did the disappointed paraplegic say? I will not stand for this."
"On a scale from one to ten, she's a ten... On the pH scale, CUZ SHE BASIC!"
"What do a wife and a tornado have in common? First, they suck. Then, they blow. Finally, they take half your house."
"Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant patronize prostitutes? He has no room in his life for a fourth ho."
"Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27."
"What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates? I'll be goddamned."
"what did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but saran wrap? I can clearly see you're nuts!"