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Joke of the Day
"Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback"
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"The strangest thing happened. A coworker who always says, ""Living the dream"" was mysteriously stabbed 37 times in the neck with my car keys."
"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up"
"My wife's a biology teacher... This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs. I told her, ""Ovariesy."""
"Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning"
"Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian? Because he was in da Nile."
"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."
"Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00? Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. **EDITED** to make joke more apparent"
"Did you hear the joke about the pencil? There's no point."
"there is something good about pedophiles... ...they make a kick-ass cocoa!"