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"Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback"
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"After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c*nt."
"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? ""Dam"""
"LPT: When weightlifting, always have a friend videotape it. Because the camera always adds 10 pounds."
"What did GB say to EU? Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!"
"DIE HARD JOKE What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist? DYKE HARD"
"I don't do innuendos, but slipping alternative names for poo into sentences is something I do do sometimes."
"[talking to family after emergency surgery] Your positive energy saved my life Surgeon: *waves hand* umm hello"
"a waiter walks up to a table of yentas and asks, ""is ANYTHING alright?"""
"The Vietnamese hooker who works next to the asbestos factory always says, ""Ooh, me so thelioma."""