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Joke of the Day

"Do you know whats really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."

"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? ""No"" Cop: *points* Your buck naked [turns to deer in passenger seat] ""Jesus Frank, put your fur back on"""

"All the jokes on this subreddit... are fresh and original!"

"How to spot a douchebag in the gym? Really bad so he hurts himself."

"A neutron walks into a bar He orders a drink and the bartender passes him one. The neutron goes to reach for his wallet, but the bartender stops him. ""For you, no charge"""

"I deal with my problems like how Coors makes money. With a lot of beer"

"Me: ""I feel like I'm 90 years old."" My Skin: ""Let's go through puberty again."""

"WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the lady who's baby I stole."

"Wish I wasn't raising my kids in an era where mediocrity was celebrated."

"Hello everyone, welcome back to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... I gotta say I'm pretty disappointed because I'm seeing a lot of new faces here tonight..."