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Joke of the Day

"Someday when I run out of comic books, I'd like to try this sex with girls I've been hearing about."

"Good Cop: Book 'em. Illiterate Cop: I'll just wait for the movie."

"I could never fist a girl My hand would always be reaching for a Pringle."

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Lift up her sleeve."

"The person who proofread all of Hitler's speeches Was a Grammar Nazi ( )"

"Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee? Neither. It's a Thai."

"""It's just bananas, bananas, bananas with you,"" the wife shouted. ""If I told you I was going to leave you because of this ridiculous obsession, what would you say?"" ""Well, thanks a bunch,"" I replied."

"What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up? Some day you will be red!"

"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just compliment it and get pissed when it wont screw."

"Sorry about this in adavance What part of a vegetable **can't** you eat? The wheelchair"