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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn"
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"My dad says I'm lazy, but he's wrong. I like work. I could watch it for hours."
"What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team? Alley-oop Akbar"
"What was the statistician's favorite herb? Bayes-il"
"What do you call a gold fish with no teeth? A shit-fuck McGee."
"What do you call jokes about eyes? Vitreous humour."
"What do you call it when a cat howls? It Meyowls"
"The England team won't be voting in the referendum They can never find the box let alone put a cross in it."
"Hickory Dickory Dock... Three mice ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest escaped with minor injuries. (Something my grandfather told me when I was five)"
"Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean? Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss"