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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean? Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss"
Next Joke
"The movie spoiler you won't be able to avoid this Xmas! It turns out Alvin is Theodore's FATHER!"
"I remember the one time I was wrong... Turns out I was mistaken."
"What do you call a vicar on a motorbike? Rev"
"What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries? Fibbinouchie."
"What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not ""nacho cheese"")? Leave my provolone!"
"He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Sounds like Santa's had Facebook way before us."
"My whole life is that moment when you send an important e-mail mentioning an attachment without the actual attachment."
"I'll never reveal my secrets. Alcohol: Lol."
"Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates? I guess that some people just want to see the world turn"