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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a cat howls? It Meyowls"

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common? They have to smell it but they can't taste it!"

"What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? Both can smell it but can't eat it."

"I brought my Beats headphones to work, and instead of being left alone, I've had 7 rap battles and am in the finals against A$AP Carol."

"Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife is dead."

"Look UPS chick, you can't just show up at someone's house unannounced and expect them to always have their pants on, and not to be covered in Baby Oil!!"

"Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles."

"Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I'm really disappointed with Bill Gates."

"Why did 10 die? He was in the middle of 9/11"