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Joke of the Day

"What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team? Alley-oop Akbar"

"My mom wants to see 50 Shades of Gray with me... I screamed, ""OH HELL NO"" and suggested we see Cinderella instead."

"A musician, a lumberjack, and a mathematician were in a room together... They made a log-rhythm."

"How does an octopus go to war? Well-Armed"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."

"What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader."

"How did your blind date go? Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting"

"It's weird that my neighbors won't let me borrow their keys & make a copy of them in case I need to clean their house while they're asleep."

"Why did the owl owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !"

"How much Blow Can Charlie Sheen Do?.. ..... Enough to kill 2 and 1/2 Men"