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Joke of the Day

"What do you call jokes about eyes? Vitreous humour."

"It takes a second..... Two guys walk into a bar.... you think the second would have noticed. HA."

"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys always eat with their hats on."

"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness"

"Got a big audition coming up that requires me to tell a good school appropriate joke. I have plenty of jokes, none of them school appropriate. I thought I'd come here for help."

"Today i learned that the average person has 8 sexual partners in their lifetime Today i also learned im a whore"

"What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? You tell her to get back to work."

"When I was in the army our commanding officer always made decisions based on the way our whole unit felt. I kind of miss him. Good ol' General Consensus."

"Kid just asked ""why is it called 'flipping the bird'? Why not turtle? Flipping the Turtle."" I can't even answer that bc WHY NOT TURTLE?!"

"ME: I'll have the burger. WAITER: And how do you like your burger? ME: I don't know. You haven't brought it to me yet."