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Joke of the Day

"When I think about it, Gaston really was a peaceable chap... It's a shame. He was a shoe in for the No-Belle prize."

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"Girl posted on Facebook: All men are dogs! I commented: Which breed is your father?"
"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting."
"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they hate Dicks"
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"Optimist- The glass is half full Pessimist- The glass is half empty Engineer- The glass is twice the size it needs to be. College Student- I can't afford the glass."
"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."
"Me: did you know that abbreviating names can be really confusing? GF: really? Me: yeah George Foreman: that's interesting"
"How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes? I bet he has to leave the room."
"What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us? It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news."