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Joke of the Day
"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."
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"""I'm tired but I'd really love to be exhausted and covered in my own sweat."" - Naps"
"i like my women like i like my coffee silent"
"How do you stop a metal from rusting? Use some antioxidants"
"Meet the parents"
"What is the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? One goes **Whack** ""Shit!"" and the other goes ""Shit!"" **Whack**"
"Therapist: do u communicate with your kids? Me: my son stays in his room all day & never speaks Therapist [looks at notes]: the 5 week old?"
"What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks"
"I want to get married just so I can throw my wedding ring in anger. I bet it's a lot cooler than aggressively untying a friendship bracelet."
"I had a parrot that talked . . . but it never said, ""I'm hungry."" So it died."