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Joke of the Day
"Girl posted on Facebook: All men are dogs! I commented: Which breed is your father?"
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"Autocorrect wants to capitalize bacon, out of respect."
"Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy."
"Why did the vampire feel tired after dinner? All the blood had rushed to his stomach."
"I've never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes"
"What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds? Government bonds mature over time and earn money"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? He'll always like R.... But his true love is the C"
"Two penguins were sitting in bathtub... The first penguin says to the second penguin ""Hey, could you pass me the soap?"" The second penguin says ""What do I look like, *a radio?*"
"Two-thirds of America's Funniest Home Video winners spent their prize money on heroin."