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Joke of the Day
"Jesus wakes up one day to find only 11 Disciples with him. ""Who unfollowed me?"""
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"What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? Bisexual."
"Where do terrorists store their money? In the West Bank"
"""Pff, I liked bread before it was sliced."" - Hipster baker."
"Are you impulsive? Think about it"
"It was hard work, but I finally fixed the laundry machine The wife beater is nice and clean again :)"
"What gas is best dressed at a dinner party? Formaldehyde"
"What's a masturbator's favorite type of weather? Jack-it weather!"
"Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire."
"One time I was checking out this really hot girl and she paid me for it because I was a grocery store cashier."