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Joke of the Day

"It was hard work, but I finally fixed the laundry machine The wife beater is nice and clean again :)"

"Son, i don't think you are cut out to be a mime. Son: Was it something I said?"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"I see that your IQ test came back negative."

"The Trump presidency will be fine... Remember when NWO took over WCW? In the end, it turned out ok too."

"What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !"

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the one that had a dream got shot!"

"Pretty nervous about the guy who dropped out of mechanic school the second they showed us how to cut a brake line."

"Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary? He didn't want to be mainstream."

"Congratulations to Alabama for making same sex marriage legal Now the men can finally marry their brothers"