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Joke of the Day

"Poetry cannot be justified. It's a typography joke."

"Man, I have really bad diarrhea I need to get my shit together."

"Just had an idea for a book that'd be a good screenplay that'd make a great short that'd be an amazing blog that's totally a tweet."

"Did you see the joke written on recycled paper? It was tearable"

"why dont women drive? because theres not road from the bed room to the kitchen"

"Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !"

"I'm participating in some vintage ploughing this weekend I'm visiting the local retirement home"

"When I was a kid I asked my Dad if Abraham Lincoln was jewish. ""Well,"" he said, ""he was shot in his temple."""

"I've always had a deep connection with mirrors I see a lot of myself in them"

"The fact Michael Jackson had to ask Annie if she was OK nearly 100 times in four minutes makes me think she probably wasn't OK."