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Joke of the Day
"Are you impulsive? Think about it"
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"""LSD Makes Users Lose Weight"" That makes sense. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."
"Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button."
"Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."
"A company in India is releasing the first-ever ""smart shoe"" that connects with Google Maps to track your footsteps. ""Merry Christmas,"" said your wife."
"Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To a retail store."
"idon't know what to say honsetly :\ ....00100 :D hey evrey body fuck yu !!"
"The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"",said Jose age 6."
"Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions] Just for the halibut."
"Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care."