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Joke of the Day
"""Pff, I liked bread before it was sliced."" - Hipster baker."
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"""Yoda, are we supposed to be here?"" ""Off course we are."""
"Q: What did the tree say when it messed up? A: It was an oakcident."
"I just checked the weather for Iraq Looks like it's partly cloudy with a chance of bomb."
"Me: Damn dog is under the covers again! Wife: No she's not. She's next to the bed. Me: Oh. Wife: ... Me: Might be time to shave your legs."
"Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."
"If you ask a police dog if he's a good boy, legally he has to tell you."
"Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet? Because it was a Number 2."
"This one took me a while to get when I was a kid: Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."
"Not to brag, but I know exactly what to do in a crisis. I'm really good at panicking. ^^^I ^^^panicked.. ^^^I ^^^meant ^^^to ^^^say ^^^Packing"