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Joke of the Day

"Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Pregnant. It's like ignant, but there are 2 of you."

"Why did the Baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo."

"That moment of panic when you accidentally swipe left on Bae while getting food off your phone."

"Did you listen to that song by the Muslim artist? It was like, the bomb!"

"Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States."

"Stupid cats stealing all our women."

"We're not lost We're on Lo St"

"Why did the writer not like his friends book? It wasn't his type."