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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
Next Joke
"What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist? Nothing, giraffes aren't real."
"How do depressed people lighten' up? They drink bleach."
"It's a little sad that today's youth don't get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day."
"Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage........ I used to shave my privates with one , but I don't have the balls to do that now."
"I like my woman how I like my wine Locked up in my cellar."
"I like my women how I like my chicken. Friend: Battered? Me:...no...hot and spicy...."
"What do you call a poor pepper farmer? A jalapeno pauper"
"Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off boats? Because if they rolled forward they would just go into the boat"
"I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands."