151584
Joke of the Day
"Did you listen to that song by the Muslim artist? It was like, the bomb!"
Next Joke
"My soon to be ex-wife just told me I need to face my demons. nnWTF. I was looking right at her."
"[At Fancy Restaurant] Her: I'll have the oxtail topped with quail egg. Him: Gimme a steak. Her: *glares Him: Uhh, topped with a Cadbury?"
"I haven't been sexually active because I'm saving myself... Some money."
"A mime once nearly had me convinced that a wall was actually there... ...but it was just an obstacle illusion."
"Care less and you'll stress less."
"I have a joke about Ikea but I can't put it together"
"What if the cure for cancer is in the mind of someone who cant afford an education?"
"Thheres just not enough moisture in food now a days. Run that shit under the faucet"
"God is everywhere and knows everything? God sounds a lot like my ex-wife."