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Joke of the Day
"Why did the writer not like his friends book? It wasn't his type."
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"What do you make with an Avogadro? Guaca-MOL-e"
"Some racists say black people are just white people that were left in the oven too long... If that's true, then all black people would be jewish."
"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."
"Yuck: I do not recommend Volkswagen's new Meat Lover's Jetta."
"I wrote a book on DIY. It comes with a free pen."
"Woman: Is it a boy or a girl, doctor? Doctor: It's a mango. A perfectly ripe mango Woman: Oh thank GOD. I hate babies"
"Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree? Good hiders, aren't they?"
"Good news The doctor took his patient into the room and said, ""I have some good news and some bad news."" The patient said, ""Give me the good news."" ""They're going to name a disease after you."""
"*Semi drifts into my driveway, transforms into a robot and hands me my package.* This Amazon Optimus Prime account was so worth it."