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Joke of the Day
"That moment of panic when you accidentally swipe left on Bae while getting food off your phone."
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"My wife handed me a mop so I inspected it and said, ""You're good to go, woman!"" and now the mop handle is in a funny place."
"He who hesitates is boss."
"Why are politicians different from prostitutes? With prostitutes, the more money you pay the more you'll get fucked."
"I can't believe that those two are still together after all that shit..."
"a sort algorithm walks into a bar he orders anything"
"Why Does Jesus suck at hockey? He's always getting nailed to the boards."
"It's sad to see how people seem to put more effort into their wedding than they do into their marriage."
"A celebrity died? Better take this opportunity to tell everyone a very personal story about that one time you saw them eating falafel."
"Hitler must be the best Call of Duty player ever He killed 6 million and only died once"