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Joke of the Day
"Pregnant. It's like ignant, but there are 2 of you."
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"What do you call an Indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed? A sweatstop."
"Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? Because izquierda going right."
"If a woman gave in very fast it's not because of the man but the men that came before him."
"""Saint""? You had one job, Kardashian-West family. Go make another kid, and this time name it Wild Wild."
"There's only one similarity between Donald Trump and Feminists. Redditors hate them both."
"Dude, what part of ""I don't speak your language"" don't you understand?"
"Why don't Italians do bondage? Because they can't say the safeword while they're wearing handcuffs."
"My girlfriend has a fetish for feet Every time I go to see her she adds a few more to the restraining order."
"I used an emoticon with a nose once. It was stupid and embarrassing. I wouldn't recommend it."