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Joke of the Day
"Stupid cats stealing all our women."
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"The best joke of all... ...is the number of this sub's subscribers"
"The only ""B"" word women should be called is... is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."
"You know what I call a tube that comes with a caulk? A caulk block."
"What's an owl's favorite rock band? Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game."
"Cop to driver: ""How high are you?"" Driver to cop: ""No, no, no. You're supposed to say 'Hi, how are you?'"""
"Like my nana used to always say, ""screen shots say more about the person sharing them than anything else"""
"""Any minute now. Any minute..."" -Lincoln Logs, waiting for a phone call from Hollywood"
"What is the proper expression of gratitude when someone calls you a good listener? ""Huh?"""
"A joke my religion teacher told to our class Roses are red, Violets are blue-ish, If it wasn't for Jesus, We all would be Jewish!"