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Joke of the Day

"I hate arrogant people....It's like they think they're better than me...No one is better than me!"

"I once told DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars It took him a while but he finally got it. *edit of an existing joke*"

"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it."

"My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I didn't listen to her or something. Idk I wasn't really paying attention."

"What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire? Bernie."

"40% of Americans over 60 believe... ... that they were at Woodstock."

"When I m on a date... When I m on a date, I like to tell the girl that ""I m aviable for a limited time only"" In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in."

"Taco Bell is planning on doubling the 'meat' in their ingredients. Unlike Cadbury, they're informing us in advance."

"What type of weed does a reptile smoke? Mariiguana"

"Why do farts smell? so deaf people can enjoy them too."